about me
where do you live?
japsterdam, drenthe
how old are you?
not old enough to engage in coitus with an adult
where did you obtain your beliefs?
the internet, of course. you won't find the truth anywhere else
do you think you're funny for making a reference to a mass shooter's manifesto in the question above?
a little bit. murder is wrong though.
what do you want to with your life?
the ideal situation would be to live as a hermit, for i am extremely disillusioned with modern society.
frequently asked questions
i'm dylan
i play/enjoy basketball
i would die for the boston celtics and the indiana pacers (God bless larry bird)
i started daily-driving linux when i was 12. prior to the switch, i had some experience with raspbian by running my own email and minecraft servers. around this time, i also ran an unoffical website (with its own domain, of course. i'm not a skid) for my middle school that was pretty much a newspaper. no you can't have the archive. anyway i started with manjaro and switched to arch when i was 13. and no, im not an autist (actually, i've never been diagnosed with ANY mental illness)
my pc specs are the following:
amd ryzen 7600x w/ 6 cores and 12 threads
amd radeon 9060 xt 16gb
16gb of g.skill ddr5
1tb nvme boot drive
arch linux, kde - im a recovering hyprland addict
built 11/23/2025-11/24/2025
laptop fastfetch:
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CPU: Intel(R) Core(TM)2 T5500 (2) @ 1.67 GHz
GPU 1: Intel Mobile 945GM/GMS/GME
GPU 2: Intel Mobile 945GM/GMS
Memory: 998.41 MiB / 1.92 GiB (51%)
Swap: 173.62 MiB / 1.99 GiB (9%)
Disk (/): 6.07 GiB / 30.44 GiB (20%) - btrfs
Disk (/home): 11.96 GiB / 413.73 GiB (3%) - btrfs
Local IP (wlan0): 192.168.0.14/24
Battery (DELL 00): 100% [AC Connected]
Locale: en_US.utf-8
i'm a devout lutheran. praise be to God and the gifts He has bestowed upon me
contrary to popular belief, i cant program, although i did write this website by hand, which is why it looks awful compared to stuff you see on neocities (html and css isnt programming)
i have untreated torticollis, as diagnosed by the lovely folks at urgent care
i play the saxophone (two years) and the piano (4-5 years)
i'm an honor student. never gotten less than a b+ (my theater teacher quit half way through the semester) thus far. i was in the honors society until i resigned in 2025
favorites:
my favorite film is the computer wore tennis shoes (1969)
my favorite game is mario kart wii
my favorite album/mixtape is death grips's exmilitary
my favorite band changes frequently, but for a while i've been leaning towards kero kero bonito. time n' place is probably my second favorite album, and my favorite song of all time is lipslap by kero kero bonito, or perhaps i talk to the wind by king crimson. again, it changes a lot.
favorite tv show is mr. robot
favorite anime is neon genesis evangelion. i wish asuka and misato were real. i'd sell my soul just to gaze upon them